I have twin god-brothers, they’re not identical in looks or personalities. Believe it or not they do a lot of things the same but don’t realize it for instance they both have three kids. The oldest has 2 girls and a boy, his youngest, the girl just turned a year old.  His brother also has 3 kids, but he has 2 boys and a girl and the youngest, also a girl, is I think 2 years old.

Now they both like to sleep around, one is married, refuses to get a divorce, but had their 3rd child by a fling.  The other is not married, can’t leave his baby momma and his 3rd kid was an accident, also he has had a couple of close calls with his “others”, but the kids turned out to not be his.  Although, this fool had my sister babysitting what he thought was his kids a few times.

Now do I feel bad about saying these things about my god-brothers?  No, they know they are doing wrong, their baby momma and wife know what they are doing and their momma says, “well, boys will be boys”, but she has an attitude when wifey threatens to leave him saying, “she know how he was when she got with him, why is it a problem now”.  SMDH

Now, one thing they are no longer the same about is religion.  Before, they never talked about it.  They would entertain their mom and go to church with her every now and then, but never really practice.  All of a sudden my youngest god-brother believes in the Sabbath Day like his mom, no longer goes to church, still cheats, but now he believes in having multiple lovers.  Not the sneaky kind, but everybody knows about each other, kind and you all will love and praise me, but not be with anyone else, kind.  WTF!

So I was told about my god-brother having this friend from another state that came down here to live temporarily until she found her own place.  She’s been staying at an apartment that my auntie put in her name for her oldest son who is back in jail (that’s another story).  They both proclaimed they were just friends, but I noticed that she looked a lot like his wife and was showing up to all the family events.  I call her wifey 2.0 and I’ve told her she looks like his wife.  She did not like that, but whatever.

My mom says that she showed up with him when they went out of town together.  He brought his daughter by another woman, his “friend” and they shared a room.  My mom gave him the side eye when the girl started talking about how she was unhappy that everyone knew her as the side piece.  Ummmm, what did you think?  He’s still married.  Come to find out that they all know each other, wifey, “friend” and baby momma and it was agreed that they would become a foursome, but wifey had a change of heart and said no, ruining it for everyone.  

I’m thinking it’s just a him thing, but come to find out, their other couple friend that both twins and my sister and her husband hang out with also started with it too.  The man of the couple is supposed to be working on getting a girl to come in within their relationship from his gym and his significant other is okay with it.  I call her his significant other, because they’ve been together since before I had my child and she’s grown now.  It was either that or he leave her.  So you allow your man to have another woman in your bed or he leaves you.  Are you that desperate?

For that reason, my sister and her husband no longer talk or hang out with them, because they were all friends at one time.  And my god-brother’s brother don’t fuck with them either.  He tried to convince the oldest twin who had to tell him, “listen, I don’t care or ask about what you are into, but don’t even talk about that bullshit to me”.  My question is, if his own brother didn’t try and convince him, what makes you think you would be able to?

So it appears, they all got this idea from a man. I don’t know if he teaches the class, provides the materials or is friends with him.  This man has 3 women that cater to him.  They work and bring their money to him (curious, are we not doing direct deposit?) and he doesn’t work, he just sits at home and does whatever he wants and they do everything else, clean, cook, pay the bills, everything.  I don’t know if they have kids and I have yet to hear what he does for them.

What is this new religion?  Idiots!